It's 2017, and you know what that means!
But seriously, this is a world in which no one wants to pick up a live-action of Monster by Guillermo del Toro, but ScarJo is greenlit to play a Japanese woman. Come on, it's literally a thriller about a genius neurosurgeon trying to track down a serial murderer and there are Nazis, why.
I'm also astonished at how completely awful the Alien: Covenant trailer is. Man.